she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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