As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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