Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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