i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My underwear smells like fireworks.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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