Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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