Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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