i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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