Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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