who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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