This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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