Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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