just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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