How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I skipped work to stalk him.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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