You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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