Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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