where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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