Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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