sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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