Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
