I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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