mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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