on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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