STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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