in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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