I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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