some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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