She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
this just has baby written all over it
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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