People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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