dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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