wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Randomize
