So drunk its hurt
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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