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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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