You work out of a Hotel?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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