i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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