There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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