I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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