New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Randomize
