i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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