Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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