i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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