so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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