Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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