i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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