Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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