she's into porn, im staying here tonight
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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