Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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