sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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