Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
do herpes really smell.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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