Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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