We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
